Bone Machine

This is a song for Carol
Your into Japanese fast food
And I drop you off with your Japanese love
And you're going to the beach all day
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
You're looking like
You've got some sun
Your blistered lips
Have got a kiss
The days are lit like everyone
Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh
Your bones got a little machine
You're the bone machine
I was talking to preachy-preach about kissy-kiss
He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda
He bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot
Yep, yep yep YEP !
I make you break
You make me hard
Your Irish skin
Looks Mexican
Our love is rice and beans and horses lard
Your bones got a little machine
You're the bone machine
Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh,


Break My Body

I'm the hard loser
You'll find me crashing through my mother's door
I am the ugly lover
You'll find us rolling on the dirty floor
Break my body, hold my bones, hold my bones (3x)
I'm a belly dancer
I'll shake forever and
I'll never care
I'm a building jumper
Roof to roof you see me flying in the air
Break my body, hold my bones, hold my bones (3x)
Somebody got hurt
Somebody get hurt
Somebody got her


Something Against You

Here it comes... ?
I have something against you
You have something against me
I have something against you ? ?
You have something against me
I have something against you
And I'm gonna use it
I am one happy prick


Broken Face

I got a broken face
I got a I got a broken face
Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo
I got a broken face (3x)
There was this boy who had two
Children with his sisters
They were his daughters
They were his favourite lovers
I got no lips, I got no tongue
Whatever I say is only spit
I got no lips, I got no tongue
I got a broken face, uh-hu, uh-hu
I got a broken face
There was this man who snapped his poke
In little pieces
And then they drilled holes
And then they put 'em back in there
I got no lips, I got no tongue
Whatever I say is only spit
I got no lips, I got no tongue
I got a broken face
Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo
I got a broken face
The little thing who loves my mother
Speaks no English
But if you saw her
You'd say "Hey isn't she lovely"
I got no lips, I got no tongue
Whatever I say is only spit
I got no lips, I got no tongue


Gigantic

And this I know
His teeth as white as snow
What a gas it was to see him
Walk her every day
Into a shady place
With her lips she said
She said
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball (3x)
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Lovely legs there are
What a big black mask
What a hunk of love
Walk her every day into a shady place
He's like the dark, but
I'd want him
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball (3x)
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love


River Euphrates

Ride, ride, ride, ...
Stuck here out of gas
Out here on the Gaza Strip
From driving in too fast
Let's ride the Tiger down river Euphrates
Ride, ride, ride, ...
Dead sea make it float
One sip from the salty wine
Dead sea make you choke
Let's ride the Tiger down river Euphrates


Where Is My Mind ?

Ooooooh - stop
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind (3x)
Way out in the water
See it swimmin'
I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rock
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me
Where is my mind (3x)
Way out in the water
See it swimmin' ?
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind (3x)
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah


Cactus

Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
I put it on when I go lonely
Will you take off your dress and send it to me?
I miss your kissin' and I miss your head
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
Run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet and send it to me
I miss your soup and I miss your bread
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
So spill your breakfast and drip your wine
Just wear that dress when you're dying P I X I E S
Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore
Bloody your hands on a cactus tree
Wipe it on your dress and send it to me
Sitting here wishing on a cement floor
Just wishing that I had just something you wore


Tony's Theme

This is a song about a superhero named
Tony It's called Tony's Theme
He's got the oil on his chain, for a ride in the rain
No baloney
Ride around on my bicycle like a pony
I'm waving hi, hi, hi, hi, hi
Gu-gu-gu-Gimme a scream
Give me, give me the theme
Of Tony To-ny, To-ny, To-ny, To-ny, To-ny
I am Tony, super bicycle Tony, I'm racing
Spitfire turn and pop a wheelie, burn and evil chasing
I'm waving bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
I got a card in my spokes
I'm practicing my joke,
I'm learning To-ny, To-ny, To-ny, To-ny, To-ny
This is a song about a superhero named Tony
It's called Tony's Theme
I can look at the sun if you give me some bad sun glasses
I'm back on the road, I cut my grass like I'm told AFTER CLASSES !
To-ny, To-ny, ...


Oh My Golly !

Dentro las piñones y las olas riquenas
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Caminamos bajo la luna caribe
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Besando, chichando con Surfer Rosa
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Huesped de su manera
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Rosa, oh oh ooh Rosa!
Rosa, oh oh ooh Rosa!
Yo soy playero pero no hay playa
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Bien perdido por la Surfer Rosa
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
La vida total es un porqueria, porqueria
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Hecho de menos mas que vida
Oh my golly! Oh my golly!
Rosa, oh oh ooh Rosa! Huh Huh Rosa, oh oh ooh Rosa! Huh Huh


Vamos

"You fucking die"
I said, to her
I said "YOU FUCKING DIE", to her Huh ?
What ? No, no ! I was talking to Kim
I said "you fucking die" No, I was just- we were just goofing around
No, no. It didn't have anything to do with anything
She said: "Don't tou- anybody touch this is my stuff"
And I said "You fucking die" like that I was finishing her part for her
You know what I mean ?
Esta pensando sobre viviendo con mi sister en New Jersey
Ella me dijo que es una vida buena ya
Bien rica, bien chevere
We'll keep well bred
We'll stay well fed
We'll have our sons
They will be all well hung
They'll come and play
Their friends will say
Your daddy's rich
Your mamma's a pretty thing
That maid Maria she's really OK
Vamos a jugar por la playa (5x) (Let's go playing on the beach)


I'm Amazed

- ...girls and fucked 'em at school
All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
- So he applied basically
- He was gone the next day
- And went off with the team
It's like he was got they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so... quiet about it
And then the next thing you know...
The day before that I was wed
She went upstairs and she cut her hair away
I'm amazed (3x)
And when I was a little boy
A ball of string my parents took from me
I'm amazed (3x)
Before I died, I took my Honda
And packed it up, up, up to Arizona (honey)
I'm amazed , I'm amazed, I'm amazed (4x)


Brick is Red

A fist is fast
And Jimmy's cast
Hang me
A white moon's hot
The other side's not
Hang me
It's not time for me for me to go
It's not time for me for me to go
My eyes have turned
Just the color of diamond
Just the color
The frayed color of ice


Caribou

I live cement
I hate this street
Give dirt to me
I bite lament
This human form
Where I was born
I now repent
Caribou (3x)
Repent Re-pe-ent
Give me white
Ground to run
And foregone
Lets me knife
Knife me lets
I will get
What I like
Caribou (3x)
Repent Rep-pent


Vamos

Estaba pensando sobreviviendo con mi sister en New Jersey
Ella me dijo que es una vida buena alla,
Bien rica bien chevere, Y voy! Puñeta !
We'll keep well bred,
We'll stay well fed,
We'll have our sons,
They will be all well hung.
They'll come and play,
Their friends will say,
Your daddy's rich,
Your mamma's a pretty thing.
That maid Maria she's really O.K.
Vamos a jugar por la playa (x5)
I keep getting friends,
Looking like lesbians,
If we get bored,
We'll move to California.
They'll come and play,
Their friends will say,
Your daddy's rich,
Your mamma's a pretty thing.
That maid Maria she's really O.K.
Vamos a jugar por la playa (x5)


Isla de Encanta

Hermanita ven conmigo (x2),
Hay aviones cada hora,
Isla del encanto, Me voy! (x3)
Donde no hay sufrimiento (x2),
Me vieron pasar por la calle,
Isla del encanto, Me voy! (x3)
Nuestro propio animal canta a la gente pa'gratis ,
Hey babe what are we doing here?.
Laaaaa,Loooh,Patria.
Isla del encanto, Me voy! (x3)


Ed is Dead

Her head is in a bitter way
Her brain's on fire
She's just looking for the perfect wave
It's her brain's desire
I'll think of her when I walk the strand
On this true hormos a night
Ed is dead (4x)
She's just rotting in stupid bliss
With music on her bars uh
Her face burning in the L.A. sun
She got no got no fear of cars
I better kick my strand cruiser
To the friendlier oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ed is dead (4x) Ed is dead Ed is, yeah
Ed is Ed is dead (3x)
E.I.D. (3x) No, no, no, no, no


The Holiday Song

Well sit right down my wicked son
And let me tell you a story
About the boy who fell from glory
And how he was a wicked son
This ain't no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am with my hand
He took his sister from his head
And then painted her on the sheets
And then rolled her up in grass and trees
And they kissed 'till they were dead
This ain't no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am, with my hand
Well sit right down my evil son
And let me tell you a story
About the boy who fell from glory
And how he was a wicked son
This ain't no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am, with my hand
This ain't no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am, with my hand


Nimrod's Son

One night upon my motorcycle through the desert spead
And smashed my body so that all my friends thought I was dead
My sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head "You are the son of a mother fucker"
One two three four
I shook all night and held her hand
Chocolate people well I'll be damned
Land of plenty, land of fun
To find out I'm Nimrod's son
Oh bury me
Far away please
Bury me Ha-haaa
The joke has come upon me
In my motorcycle mirror I think about the life I've led
And how my soul's been aking all the holes where I have bled
My image spoke to me, yes to me and often said "You are the son of incestuous union" One two three
Now my head is clear
My luke hands washed
My daughter's pure
My son is tall
Land of plenty, land of fun
To find out I'm Nimrod's son
Oh bury me
Far away please Bury me Ha-ha Ha-ha
The joke has come upon me


I've Been Tired

One two three
She's a real left winger 'cause she been down south
And held peasants in her arms
She said "I could tell you a story that could make you cry" "What about you?"
I said "Me too" "I could tell you a story that will make you cry"
And she sighed "Aaahh"
I said "I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed"
"I like Lou Reed" she said sticking her tongue in my ear
"Let's go, let's sit, let's talk"
"Politics go so good with beer"
"And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?"
I said "Loosing my penis to a whore with disease"
"Just kidding"
I said "Loosing my life to a whore with disease"
She said "Excuse me please..."
I said "Loosing my life to a whore with disease"
I said "Please..."
I'm a humble guy with a healthy desire
"Don't give me no shit because..."
I've been tired (6x)
I tell a tale of a girl, but I call her a woman
She's a little bit older than me
Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, breasts like a cluster of grapes
I can't escape the ways she raise me
She'll make you feel like Solomon be one of your babies even if you had no one
(And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?)
Took my sleep after setting my loins on fire
But that's OK because...
I've been tired (15x)
T-i-r-e-d spells it
Spells it


Levitate Me

Give me help
Give me help
You can... levitate me
Then take off them rings
Off them hose
Levitate me
Higher place
Levitate me
Elevator lady (4x)
Lady levitate me
If all in all is true (3x)
If all is true
Won't you please fawn over me (4x)
Shaky shake...
Shakey
Levitate me Come on Pilgrim
You know he loves you
Levitate me
Higer place
Levitate me
He kicked a baby
Elevator lady (3x)
Lady Elevator
Lady Lady. Lady.
Levitate me
If all in all is true (3x)
If all is true
Won't you please run over me (5x)
Me, me, me, me, ...